What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 19:17
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do you think there will ever be peace in the Middle East as long as Israel exists?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Yes sir it is.
Why is it so hard to date nowadays?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
After a few moments he returns.
{RING} {RING}
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Sure no problem officer.
Do foreign workers face discrimination in Canada?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Why is my ex trying to provoke an argument with me?
HELLO
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.